I hate getting fillings

I got a filling today...I hate fillings. The drilling sends my nerves jumping. I have such jumpy nerves I can't even stand to get my nails filed. The Hubsta thought my face looked hilarious, all droopy down one side from the local anesthetic. So I thought you might enjoy a laugh. I also need a laugh...because the bill makes me wanna cry. $117 for a twenty minute filling. I think I maybe in the wrong profession...dentists in this country are making a killing!
"See you 6 months for a set of xrays" he says. Not flippin likely! Who knows how much that'll cost!