Wow. No wonder everyone booed The Situation at last night?s Roast Of Donald Trump. We almost started booing the computer while we were writing this. In addition to the Sitch making a vicious slavery joke about Snoop Dogg (?You know you have so much in common with Donald Trump? Trump?s ancestors were into real estate , and your ancestors were considered property.?), The Situation?s unaired Trump Roast jokes are even more offensive then the ones that we actually saw. TMZ reports that some of the jaw-droppingly offensive insults, aimed in large part at deaf Academy-Award winner Marlee Matlin, include:
- ?I?m not from New Jersey. I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough, not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin b?s onstage in Tijuana.?
- And as if The Children Of A Lesser God star hadn?t suffered enough teasing: ?Relax, she didn?t even hear it. I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work, Marlee. Have you ever done anything else actually??
- ?Larry King is rockin? the Armani diaper, Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria?s Secret panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom. Nah, I?m just kidding, he don?t wear condoms, you know that!?
- ?I like Larry King; he?s a playa. He actually wrote a book named ?Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack.? He got that title from a hooker he was f?ing.?
- ?Trump is a good looking dude ? if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin?s ears.?
YIKES! That is truly a horrible Situation.
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